At 3:00 this morning I was awoken by an evil gremlin crawling inside of my body. I have spent the hours since then trying to get him OUT. I don't think I have managed to do it yet.
Honestly, I don't think I have ever puked this hard in my life. My eyeballs hurt.
Truman's daycare provider called to tell me that she had been invaded as well and apparently another little girl also was experiencing the evil gremlin. Somehow, magically, Truman has not gotten it. KNOCK ON WOOD. If he caught this bug, I think we would end up in the hospital. We can't afford for him to not be able to eat/drink.
I managed a saltine and a glass of Sprite. Let's see if the gremlin likes it.